This tee reads like a private joke you can wear out loud. A sly raccoon grips a greasy slice of pizza beneath the deadpan line “THE RACCOONS REJECTED MY CEASEFIRE,” handing off absurdity with perfect nonchalance. Lightweight and lived-in, the shirt settles into afternoons of thrift-store treasure hunts, messy pizza nights, and late-night burger runs. It layers easily under a flannel or over a long-sleeve when the air turns cool. For people who like humor that’s a little off-kilter and a little mischievous, this shirt becomes part of the outfit and the story — a quick laugh, a raised eyebrow, and a conversation starter rolled into one.
Product features
- Soft 100% ring-spun cotton (153 g/m²) for lightweight, year-round comfort
- Tubular knit without side seams for cleaner drape and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed crew neckline with shoulder tape to keep shape and prevent stretching
- DTG front print with optional DTF sleeve/inner-neck prints and tear-away pearlized label
- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified, EU-compliant safety, with 2-year EU warranty
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
