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Smokey’s Relocation Services T-Shirt — "Only You Can Take Your Own Death" Funny Forest Ranger Tee
Smokey’s Relocation Services T-Shirt — "Only You Can Take Your Own Death" Funny Forest Ranger Tee
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$25.00 USD
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$25.00 USD
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A soft, breathable jersey tee printed with a tongue-in-cheek national park ranger illustration and cheeky slogan. The lightweight cotton fabric drapes easily for relaxed layering, while the crew neckline and retail fit keep the silhouette familiar and comfortable. Wear it on trail days, camping weekends, or lazy afternoons when you want to let a little dry humor do the talking. The design feels like a roadside attraction sign — amused, slightly mischievous, and full of outdoorsy character. It pairs with worn jeans, flannel, or a windbreaker and settles into the sort of wardrobe that values comfort, campfire stories, and a quick laugh.
Product features
- 100% combed, ring-spun cotton (color-dependent blends for heathers/neon/light grey)
- Super lightweight, highly breathable fabric (142–146 g/m²)
- Ribbed knit crew collar and shoulder tape for shape retention
- Retail fit with side seams for structure and easy layering
- Tear-away label (note: fulfillment adds printed neck label)
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
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Product features
- 100% combed, ring-spun cotton (color-dependent blends for heathers/neon/light grey)
- Super lightweight, highly breathable fabric (142–146 g/m²)
- Ribbed knit crew collar and shoulder tape for shape retention
- Retail fit with side seams for structure and easy layering
- Tear-away label (note: fulfillment adds printed neck label)
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
